scrapbooking for wisecrackers

Category : quotes

I must confess, I’m not a terribly sentimental person. As a matter of fact, I’m actually pretty sarcastic most of the time. This does not prevent me from scrapbooking though! Just because I sometimes complain that I’ll throw up the next time I see another “I married my best friend” page, doesn’t mean I can’t do a layout to compete with the best. I just do it my way – tongue-in-cheek!

With that in mind, here’s a list I’ve found of quotes for people like me who scrapbook on the edge :smile:

  • It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black
  • A cluttered desk is a sign of genius. a clean desk is the sign of a sick mind
  • Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #2?
  • Everyone has a photographic memory. some just don’t have film
  • I don’t need your attitude, I have one of my own
  • I take life with a grain of salt…a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila
  • I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
  • It’s not nagging if you’re always right
  • PMS means purchase more shoes
  • Well, this day was a total waste of makeup
  • You’re a few fries short of a happy meal
  • Please go fascinate someone else
  • I can’t remember if I’m the good twin or the evil one
  • I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
  • A modest little person, with much to be modest about
  • He loves nature in spite of what it did to him
  • Oh, what tangled webs we weave, when first we practice to weave webs
  • If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe -aimed rather low and settled for very little
  • Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough
  • Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society
  • Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it
  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow
  • I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying.
  • My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers
  • He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire
  • Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative
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Keeping Your Memories Safe and Accessible Forever

Category : digital scrapbooking, techniques

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This article is quite timely for me – my SIL’s father died a few days ago, and she wanted to make a couple of large photo boards of pictures of him and the family to display at the memorial. Being the incredibly efficient scrapbooker she is, virtually all the “good” photos of him had already been put in albums. She ended up rifling through the albums and scanning or removing photos in order to make copies of them to display! Like she didn’t have enough to do and deal with already. :sad:

Watching that process, I think making digital copies of your photos, before you scrapbook them, is a heck of a good idea. Getting all your photos digitized can save you aggravation later and give you the ability to use photos over again in different formats, like dvd slide shows.

The Important Extra Step In Scrapbooking Your Photos
by: Annette Yen

Ten years ago my best friend died of cancer. It all happened very fast and was pretty unbelievable. In a whirlwind her husband was charged with the terrible task of picking out a grave plot, a headstone and planning a funeral. All that on top of caring for two young girls and making sure he didn’t lose his full time job.

About two days after she passed away my husband and I stopped by his house to drop off a meal. He was in the dining room, photographs spread all over the table, sobbing. ” I want the right ones,” he was saying, “I want the ones where people will see her… the real her.” He was intent on getting a video of various photos of his young wife’s life together for the funeral so that everyone would remember what a wonderful woman she was. Back in those days that was no easy task.

Photographs hold powerful memories. That’s why we all have so many of them in boxes in our closets, under our beds and in our basements.

And that’s why the scrapbooking trend continues to grow at an enormous rate. People want to keep their photos for generations. They want those family memories to stay alive for their progeny and beyond.

If you’re like my friend and like me, many of your photos are bent, old and just plain tired looking. It’s estimated that there are billions of photographs stuck in shoe and other boxes all over the world because people want to hang onto them. But shoeboxes are not the best places for your photos. At the very least, you should have your pictures in archival boxes and preferably in archival safe photo albums and scrapbooks.

But did you know that there’s another way now to keep your old print photos safe. With all the digital imaging companies out there and scanners, the best way to insure that those photos are kept for many generations to come is to store them digitally. Several companies on the Internet will convert your print pictures to digital and there are even companies that will store copies of the digital images in vaults for a lifetime. Before you take the time to scrapbook them, you’d be wise to take this additional step in photo archiving.

But don’t just trust your hard drive or CDs. Hard drives can crash and CDs can break or be scratched. Make sure you find a good lifetime storage company so that those memories will be easy to access should something happen with your computer.

Another great benefit to digitizing your old paper prints is that they can be easily shared with others. Once you’ve scanned and uploaded them to an online photo sharing site, you can email those photos to loved ones all over the world. Imagine all the smiles and joy as the memories of days pass are rekindled for friends and family alike. Most of these companies also allow you to make not only prints but products with those pictures as well. And even a DVD like my friend wanted for his wife’s funeral.

Many scrapbook instructors encourage their clients to start scrapbooking from the current pictures and move backward in time, so the task doesn’t seem so overwhelming. I’d like to suggest for a project like this, that you start from the beginning – your oldest paper photos – and move forward. Take a 15-minute time slot one day a month and work through 20, 50 or even 100 pictures, turning them into digital imagines and archiving them. Imagine the joy you’ll have as you remember old times, old friends and fun memories.

Take the time to save your photos. Your children’s great-grandchildren will be glad you did.

Annette Yen is the owner of the website http://www.familymemoriesalive.com where she encourages families to record memories in word and photo.

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Father’s Day Quotes

Category : quotes

Yup, it’s coming ’round again. Time to dedicate a few pages to the old man :lol: Here are some quotes to help out when you’re stuck for words!

  • A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.
  • He didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. Clarence Budington Kelland
  • Father! – to God himself we cannot give a holier name. William Wordsworth
  • Love and fear. Everything the father of a family says must inspire one or the other. Joseph Joubert
  • A father carries pictures where his money used to be
  • Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. Gloria Naylor
  • There are three stages of a man’s life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus.
  • When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. Mark Twain
    Mark Twain photo portrait.

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  • It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. Johann Schiller
  • It doesn’t matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. Anne Sexton
  • I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection. Sigmund Freud
  • What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father. Mary Mapes Dodge
  • When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry
  • It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping.”
    John Sinor
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